Bumping into a member of my website
Monday, March 29th, 2010I was shopping in London for some sexy new shoes when I bumped into a member of my website. I was just about to walk into Harvey Nichols when this guy approached me and said hello to me. I had absolutely no idea who he was until he said he thought I was fantastic and that he was a member of my website. He said he’d always dreamed of meeting up with me and never thought he’d bump into me in such circumstances.
He was very pleasant and kept on and on paying me compliments and we had a huge discussion about the website. He suggested that If I had the time, we could have coffee together.
Normally I wouldn’t but he was quite an interesting guy and it was good to get feedback on the website and great to know what members generally thought about it.
Anyway, we had coffee together and it was ok and it’s nice to be complimented so much but I really had to get going. I told him that I had to go as I was here to specifically buy some new heels for the purpose of my website and I had to catch the 5pm train home which meant I really had to crack on.
He said he had a great time meeting me and would really like to buy me the shoes I was looking for. Well, I could tell he was very well off and I obviously said that would be very generous. (I didn’t tell him they were Christian Louboutins at this point)
So, he came along with me to my favourite shoe shop and said he was in absolute heaven watching me try on the heels and that buying me the shoes was a small price to pay for being in my company and watching my slender feet slip into the sexy heels and he said he was absolutely privileged to see my long legs which were encased in my fully fashioned stockings.
It was great to have found this member who was about to pay for a pair of £600 heels but he was now getting so over the top with his compliments that I thought he deserved a good spanking.
He handed over his credit card and paid for the beautiful Louboutins and asked if he could see me again.
I told him that I probably would not see him again unless he wanted to buy me more shoes and I said I really had to be going but because he was acting like such an arse licking little weasel I said I had to give him a good thrashing before I left to get the train.
I took him into the nearest public toilet, went into a ladies cubicle and bent him over the toilet. I pulled down his jeans and I told him that if he made any kind of whimper, I would put his head into the toilet water and flush the chain.
I took off the belt from my Burberry mac and I hit him as hard as I could. I hit him 20 times and told him that he was such a pathetic little creature of a man for being such an arse licker to someone he could never have and that I would only keep in touch with him so that I could recieve more expensive gifts from him.
I made him pull up his jeans and told him to fuck off and with that I went outside, hailed a cab and headed for the station armed with a beautiful new pair of shoes which I didn’t have to pay for!! God, he was such a mug.

