Us ladies have such an advantage over men. We always have had and always will. As long as you know that you can charm a man with sex of some description, you can get away with pretty much anything.

I always use these tactics when I’m in a spot of bother. I use blowjobs regularly to get me out of trouble.

On this particular occasion, I had been shopping in London and I had put a ticket on my car but I was late by about 20 minutes. I wasn’t hugely bothered if I got a ticket or not, It wouldn’t be the end of the world, but why pay for one when you don’t need to?

I was at the end of the road I’d parked and I could see a traffic warden looking at my car. I pretended to jog towards the car so that he could see that I was making an effort to get there quickly.

I apologised profusely and batted my long eyelashes and as I put my shopping bags in the boot of the car, made sure he could see right down my top. I stood there long enough for him to get a good look.

I said that I had been held up in a queue in a shop and that I was very sorry. He wasn’t having any of my excuse and said he’d write a ticket anyway.

What a little jobsworth! Oh well, I thought I’d try bribing him with a blowjob………always works.

The silly little man put away his pen and notebook and I ushered him into the back of the Bentley.

I knealt down on the floor in front of him and sexily looked him right in the eyes as I unzipped his trousers. I pulled out his cock, which wasn’t aa bad size I might add, and put my luscious red lips around it. I started to suck him and lick him and soon he was rock solid. I took his cock all the way to the back of my throat and that’s where he came, he spurted his load and I swallowed and swallowed and swallowed. I can’t remember the last time a man came that much, I almost gagged there was so much spunk.

After calming himself, he zipped up his fly and got out of the car looking a bit embarrassed and very pleased with himself.

Well, that was easy enough, a quick blowjob that saved Charles’s credit card from a £60 parking fine!

Told you us ladies can get away with it! 

I was upstairs with my very handsome next door neighbour and was having the most amazing fuck, we had been fucking for a good couple of hours and were having so much fun. We had orgasm after orgasm and it was great to be uninterrupted, it was the day off for all of my staff and Charles was away on business.

All of a sudden there was a loud knock on the door. I ignored it first of all but then came another knock, and another and I then heard a voice calling for me. It sounded very familiar but I couldn’t quite place it. My gorgeous fuck buddy suddenly jumped up and said it was his wife!

Of course it was, I suddenly recognised her voice myself. She had befriended me lately as I had consoled her numerous times when she had suspected her husband of having an affair. (I’m his affair!!!) Now stupidly I told her to pop over any time she fancied and if the door was open, to come in.

I heard the door open and heard her calling my name, the voice was getting closer and closer. Damn! That was the end of my fuck. What a nightmare, I had to usher my next door neighbour and his very big, hard cock into my walk in wardbrobe where he would have to wait while I got rid of his wife.

I called down to her to say that I’d be down in a minute. I really quickly threw on a jumper dress and some heels and luckily, before I went downstairs, checked myself in the mirror…..I had red lipstick round my mouth. I quickly re-applied my lipstick and made myself presentable.

I got downstairs and she was about to sit down and get comfy. She was going on and on about her day at the shops and was telling me all about her new purchases.

I had to tell her that I was in a hurry to go out so that she would get the message and leave.

She also asked if I’d seen her husband as he had told her he was going out in the car, and the car was still parked on their driveway.

Anyway, after a few minutes of her babbling on about this that and the other, I managed to get rid of her. She closed the door behind herself and I locked it so that she couldn’t come back in!

I rushed back upstairs and told my gorgeous fuck friend that his wife was wandering of his whereabouts and told him to get his story right so that she didn’t suspect anything was wrong. I told him that she thought he was out in the car.

I could have fucked him again but she kind of spoiled the moment! He dressed and left the house promising to return when Charles was next away.

I hope he does get his story right as I don’t want to not have him as a fuck buddy anymore, I’m already pining for his cock. I’ll have to get my little black book out and find someone else to satisfy me until the next time!

 Recently I told you about a time that I fucked my sexy next door neighbour on the floor of his shed while his wife had popped to the shops.

Well basically, as it was a real quickie, I had slipped back into my summer dress and had forgotten to put put on my white knickers.

You can guess who found them I’m sure. Yes, it was his wife.

It wasn’t until a couple of weeks after the incident that she came round to see me. She said that she had found these knickers and now definitely thought her husband was having an extra marital affair.

I told her to make herself comfortable while I made coffee. That gave me thinking time, I’m sure I could think of something that would put her mind at ease.

I sat down with her and told her that the old lady that lived in their house before them was really senile and before she died really lost her marbles. (she was a bit eccentric!) I told her that she used to walk around the garden by herself chattering to the birds. I told her that she used to wear really bizarre outfits and sometimes she’d wander round with her knickers around her ankles or she’d be wearing her knickers over the top of her trousers.

Some of the tales I told her were actually true and the lady was so batty before she died, It did sound believable. Sexy neighbours wife did also agree that she’d found a couple of strange things left in the house before they moved in, like big old bras dangling from the lampshades and a pair of slippers floating in the bath.

So we both concluded that it would be ridiculous to believe that her husband was having these sordid affairs based on this one fact. Luckily, I made her think that the batty old lady had simply taken her knickers off in the shed as that’s the sort of thing she was likely to do.

Anyway, after our little chat, she went on her way feeling much better. Thank goodness!! Can you imagine if she’d have suspected me!!!! It would mean one less fuck buddy!!!

It was a gorgeous day and I had been walking round the garden admiring the gardeners handy work. We had some beautiful flowers at this time of the year so it was nice to go out and see them.

I was just wearing a short summer dress and no shoes. It was great to feel the velvety soft grass beneath my feet and the heat of the sun on my skin.

It was also nice to be alone and not have to make conversation. Sometimes I like my own company. Then, there was a rustling in a bush at the end of the garden.I wondered what on earth it was and then all of a sudden my sexy next door neighbour appeared.

He ushered me over and told me he really fancied fucking me. He said his wife was out for 20 minutes and he’d spotted me in the garden.

Now I know I said I like my own company sometimes but I like to fuck all of the time, especially sexy guys like this! I went with his through the bush and we ran towards his shed. He opened the door and we went inside. He took off my dress and left me standing in just a pair of white knickers.

He had an instant hard on and wanked his lovely big cock while I put my fingers inside my knickers. I began to finger myself as he watched me. It didn’t take long for him to literally rip off my wet knickers and to fuck me hard on the floor of his shed. The sex was over in minutes and I was really in the mood for more but his wife would be home any minute and she’s already suspicious of him. She’s asked me in the past if I’ve seen him with any women!

I put on my summer dress and we closed the door to the shed, he started to walk back towards his house and I went through the gap in the bush towards mine.

It wasn’t until I got indoors that I realised that I had no knickers on. Oops……that meant they would be on the floor of the neighbours shed! Hope he manages to find them before his wife!

It’s been so long since I fed my horses. I usually leave it to my sexy stablehands but this particular day was a lovely sunny day and I just wanted to be outdoors, say hello to the horses and see if the stablehands were doing their jobs properly.

I had a long, soapy showerand then put on some white underwear. I put on a white blouse which I had buttoned to my cleavage, I pulled on the skintight, beige jodhpurs and over the top, my black riding boots. Though I am only checking on the horses and not riding them today, sometimes I just like to look the part an besides, I feel sexy in my riding gear. I feel quite the authoritarian.

I walk down to the stables with a bucket full of apples and carrots and make sure that my horses are being well cared for and feed them their treats. I catch up with a couple of my stablehands and see how they are doing. One of them, Jack is doing a fantastic job and I feel he needs rewarding for his hard work.

He always starts work on time and always gives the job 100%. When the others go home for the day, I promise to treat him to something special. I tell him to come up to the house when he’s finished for the day andI’ll show him what his treat is.

3pm comes and Jack comes into the kitchen. I give him an envelope with some money in it and thank him for his hard work and tellhim how much I apreciate his hard work. He seemed so pleased bless him. He was about to leave when I told him to stay for a few more minutes as I hadn’t given him his treat yet. He looked a bit bemused. I told him to take a seat. I stood in front of him and unbuttoned my shirt. I told him I’d seen him staring at my DD’s so many times that I thought he should see and feel exactly how good they are. Just looking at them made him hard. I had’nt yet seen his cock, but It looked a good size through his jeans.

I knelt down and took his big cock in my mouth. He was throbbing with excitement and I knew he’d love his treat.

I sucked him until he was just about ready to explode. Normally I would swallow, but this time, I let him ejaculate all over my DD’s. I rubbed his spunky load all over my tits and gave him a lovely image to take home in his mind and he could wank over it again and again.

My stablehands had worked a really hard summer and deserved a treat. I remember having a conversation one time with them about different fetishes.

One of them said he really loved the thought of eating food such as sushi or fruit from a beautiful, naked lady.

I thought that the perfect evening for them would be to eat tropical fruits from my naked body.

I organised for them to come over for their treat one Saturday evening while Charles was away on a business trip.

I would prepare myself for the evening by making sure I had a lovely shower, and my skin was extra smooth and silky.

My chefs would prepare the tropical fruits and arrange it carefully, all over my naked body.

I lay on a chaise longue in front of my log fire as my chefs carefully laid out all the fruits covering every single visible part of my body. It actually felt really erotic. One of my chefs held up a full length mirror so that I could see what I looked like.

I looked fantastic, covered in strawberries, pineapple, kiwi  fruit, lychees, grapes, banana slices, raspberries, papaya, you name it, passion fruit drizzled over the top and chocolate sauce, cream and fruit coulis by my side to dip or drizzle over me.

My stablehands arrived and were totally shocked at what they saw in front of them. They couldn’t wait to begin their feast.They were all so delicate and treated me like a queen. My favourite stablehand fed me the tastiest looking fruits. They were warm from laying on my body. It was so erotic, all these handsome men touching me. Every now and then, someone would touch me more intimately and before we all knew it we were getting very dirty in more ways than one. They had all stripped off and were all very hard indeed. I had men sucking on my erect nipples and fingers in my pussy and men kissing me. How nice to be pleasured this way. I had cock in my mouth and cocks in each hand and inside my wet pussy. We were all covered in fruits and juices and sticky creams and sauces. Then as a splendid, final topping, a whole load of spunk!

I am definitely going to be arranging another evening like this. Getting naked and using sexy foods is a major turn on. It was such an easy thing to do and I got a lot of pleasure from it myself as well as pleasuring my sexy studs.